Casa da Shy

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FICA, VAI TER CREPÚSCULO (por /dudacc)

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m here to read about it on Facebook.

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Happy Mother’s Day to someone who doesn’t care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you’re dead.

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You’ve always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking.

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I feel sorry for myself having to hear about how sorry you feel for yourself.

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“Não estou com paciência com esse hospício hoje!” LUCIA, Carmem

I wonder if the women who plan their unrealistic weddings on Pinterest will plan their realistic divorces on Pinterest.

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Dreamers!

BAZINGA!